Things you only figure out ...

... after a little bit too much wine:
1) spelling is HARD;
2) movie logic sucks (you're a virgin, you will get sacrificed. you're not a virgin, you immediately fall under the sl*t category and some insane maniac will kill you);
3) cheese is good. (the edible kind, not the movie kind.) Making a cheese sauce and drowning you food in it makes for a tasty meal.
4) those "romantic comedic" tv/movie situations where a girl has to pick between gorgeous, perfect guy #1 and gorgeous not perfect but still pretty darn great guy #2 ... very annoying (at least to single people, it never happens, don't get our hopes up);
5) my glass is empty, need more wine;
6) why am I able to figure out who the killer is in the first 5 minutes, but the so-called genius in the movie takes 1h 55min to figure it out;
7) spelling is still not easy;
8) the holidays suck as a 30 year old single girl are gonna suck. But it's not the single part. It's my mom wondering why I am still single, it's her friend pretending to feel sorry for me (why, I'm happy)
9) wait, holidays will be great. I'm going home to Belgium and I'll be spending New Years with one of my best friend (single too) and we will have lots of good food and comfy clothes and crap movies (crap meaning good)
10) I'm done with wine, where's my dessert?